Vanessa Hudgens has an extremely clean VAGINA

Have you ever wondered how to get those pesky blackheads off of your clitoris? Or how to make your apartment stop smelling like tuna? Well no need to worry. Our friends at Neutrogena and our teenage obsession Vanessa Hudgens have teamed up to deliver the future of “skin care.” As part of our full disclosure policy here [...]

KONTEST WEINER OHHFISHALI ANNOUNCEDED

Drum roll PLZ!!! And the 2008 KONTEST KONTEST KONTEST Winning entry adhering to the theme “Appletini’s Mobilize” is… I think it was the scratched out serial # that pushed him over the top…Bravo!!! If you couldn’t guess by his submission, the 2008 Weiner is of course an Asian guy…boy they love guns…and chinese stars…opps I [...]

KONTEST KONTEST KONTEST

In support of our Appletini brethren we are running a really kewl kontest here at BOW2B! Everyone send in your best cell phone snaps related to the theme “Appletinis Mobilize” Remember to Get Kreative! The winner will recieve the following prize autographed by our favorite Sista in Armz Vanessa Hudgens! and remember…

!!!ThAnXgIvInG KoNtEsT!!!

BOW2B WHQ – Newsflash!!!! I’ve had a few glasses of Mailibu, I am in Huntington Beach USA, and I’m hecka turned on. Kan u blame me??? These dayzzz Zac is almost man enough to please me… But what will really PLZZZ me is if you enter our new ThAnXgIvInG KONTEST!!! Please submit the best picture [...]

The Knew Vanessa Hudgens???

Its our responsibiliTITTIE here at BOW2B to report all news concerning Vanessa Hudgens. Even news that has nothing to do with her. I pose the question: Could the Kute’n’Krispy http://8piece.wordpress.com/ Selena Gomez be the next Vanessa Hudgens??? Although she has some big kurls to fill, we kertainlee C the resemblence. What a pair of Kutie Petooties!!! [...]

SkimBoarders Wanted

So I was surfing http://nudemalez.co.uk/ just minding my own business, when I came accross this pic of Zac Efron and then I started rigoursly minding my own BIDness…if you know what I mean … and I think you know what sokalwavegrrrl means. Vanessa Hudgens has hecka taste!!! I have always had a thing for skimboarders with a [...]

Vanessa beats Ba-Rock to Presidential Pooch

BOW2B WHQ – You Snooze you Looze Ba-Rock. You dont have to be the President Elect 2 NO that kute puppies dont wait around 4ever. While u were selling extra electoral votes on eBay, Ba-Rock YoMamma, Vanessa Hudgens exercised her EXECUTIVE PRIVLEDGE to own a SCHNOODLE!!! As you all know Vanessa is a huge fan of our blog and [...]

COCTAILNERD Caught Sipping URINETINI!!!!

THIS JUST IN!!! Breaking Newz!!! Extra! Extra! Read all about it! BOW2B WHQ – We have just recieved a photo visually IDing COCKTAILnerd/CueBall(not a lot of grass on his cranium’s playing field) from a very kredible source (myself google image searching ”gabriel holding drink”)!!! Now I dont want to jump to any hasty conclusions but I am [...]

KONTEST KONTEST KONTEST

In support of our Appletini brethren we are running a really kewl kontest here at BOW2B! Everyone send in your best cell phone snaps related to the theme “Appletinis Mobilize” Remember to Get Kreative! The winner will recieve the following prize autographed by our favorite Sista in Armz Vanessa Hudgens! and remember…

Appletinis dont get sour…THEY GET EVEN!!!!

I am pleased to report that Appletinis have decided against the conventional advice of James Bond to be stirred, not shaken. STIRRED into action that is! All over the world Appletinis are mobilizing against that Nazi Gabrielle and his hate words. Much like women in 2006 and 2007, Appletinis are just learning that their voice matters [...]

BOW2B now hiring!

What with the tough economic times and the war and all we are really gonna need some extra helpers around here. Therefore it is with great pleasure that we announce that Blogging our way 2 Bombay is now hiring up to 10,000 interns with the possibility for lots of upward mobility. You must: 1) be [...]

All quiet on the Blogstern front

APPLETINI BLOGWAR Dispatch Two Things are quiet as the effect of our economic blogttack has not yet been guaged and we are waiting for reports. Please take the intervening time to take a moment and reflect upon the history of the appletini movement. Appletinis Part 1  Appletinis Part 2   Appletinis Part 3   Appletinis Part 4   [...]

Would World Peace wreck the Global Economy?

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BOW2B is all about black guy, black guys, hot ass bitches, vote or die, hottest girl alive, and bobbay babes

One of the best things about the internet is that it connects people quickly with the things they vitally need. All of us here at the staff of BOW2B is actively committed to working as a team to deliver these to the consumer, so we did a little ‘market research’ to find out what makes [...]