PIERCE MOTHERFUCKIN’ BROSNAN!!!!

The greatest artist of the 20th century??

What’s Going on Yall?

I must say I’m a bit peeved. Why did yall have to have to take so much money? But you gotta go to jail forever now. prolly not worth it. just sayin. then we got these guys:

USA! USA! USA! GREAT MOMENTS IN AMERICAN FOREIGN POLICY

Have you guys seen this badass new video??? I’m so glad that the World Wrestling Federation has finally gotten the respect it deserves in the US Army training manual in Iraq. That will teach them how to run a country! Here are some of my favourite quotes: “but youre too fucking pussy to go three [...]

FINALLY Someone understands what COMEDY means!

Like most of u guyz, I am pretty high culture. I think the modern world is really bullshit. We’ve forgotten what it means to be human! All we care about is stupid iphones and consumer culture crap!!! Like, hello! Get a life! If you think that’s what matters, that’s pretty sad! There is more to [...]

Ba-rock DaBlogga Part II (omg)

[stolen from HRO]

WTF language is this? (monitoring d-bags part II)

WTF language is this? What the fuck is this fucking d-bag doing in Mexico, bro? WTF is pemex and jumex and fraude and wtf are you talking about? The only part of this video I liked is the cartoon with the Pepsi and the Coke. And also the part where some brobot is driving on [...]

This book should be required reading in order to vote

The Age of Extremes; A History of the World 1914-1991, by Eric Hobsbawm I know we are perhaps on the verge of electing the first black guy president of the U.S., and we are as excited as anybody. But this book speaks to larger questions about where this world came from and therefore what it [...]

THE CIA IS IN YOUR BLOGS

  I can’t figure out if the CIA just doesn’t have any guys that know how to use computers good, or if they are just desperately trying to prove they still exist but only do really pussy worthless stuff. That is, they somehow choose not to hide where they are coming from when they do [...]

APPLETINIS PART IV (WHERE HAVE ALL THE APPLETINIS GONE??)

SERIOUSLY dudes where the hell can one get a good appletini in this town???????? WHERE HAVE ALL THE APPLETINIS GONE? Remember when we were pretty sure appletinis=world peace??? But then how they turned on us? But now it seems that appletinis have developed a new and sinister disappearing skill WHICH I DO NOT LIKE. WHAT [...]

What is the nature of this financial crisis and what does it mean?

As a ‘graduate student’ at the London School of Economics, I predictably spend quite a bit of time thinking about these things. But I think it would be really useful to provide others with a way to quickly and easily get into the major issues. That is, by pointing them to a couple of really [...]

I think I just proved the U.S. did indeed land on the moon.

Short answer: The Soviet Union. But first let’s start with a comic which is kinda funnie. It’s from XKCD, which is kinda funnie if you are a nerd. So, the narrative goes, the U.S. didn’t really put men on the moon in 1968, they actually faked it because they just wanted to fulfill the promise [...]

It’s not that she’s a hockey mom, nor is it her intelligence.

Culture war and personal attacks are a distraction from clear incompetence and conservative calls for her resignation. by Vincent The issue with Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin is not that she’s “just a hockey mom from Alaska,” nor is it some supposed lack of intelligence- it is that she has clearly not immersed herself sufficiently [...]

LIVEBL0GGING FROM MEXICO (TRUTH BOMBS PT. II)

The flag is really that big. OK SO SOME JOKER THOUGHT IT WOULD BE REALLY FUNNIE TO TELL US THAT BOMBAY WAS SOMEWHERE IN MEXICO CITY. TH0 WE HERE AT BOW2B WERE KINDA BUMMED FOR A BIT WE ARE HAVING A RLLY GR8 TIME HERE!!!!1111 **********POP QUIZ HOTSHOT************ What was the biggest city in the [...]

Leave China alone, yall (they don’t give a shit)

We here at BOW2B believe in Peace, Love, and trying to Blog Our Way 2 Bombay, so we are a little disappointed to see that in the English-language press the Olympics in China has just become an excuse to launch an all-out hate attack on that big country just because they are a rising power [...]

George Orwell on Ghandi (Is Ghandi kinda a d-bag????)

  George Orwell is an excellent thinker and an awesome dude. This is widely recognized and 1984 and Animal Farm are rightly considered classics. However, there is a bit of confusion about the man. Orwell was a committed socialist and humanist and 1984 was not directed at the groups of regimes that were at a [...]

APPLETINIS

I’ll tell you one thing, brother- Appletinis sure have a way of sneaking up on you. *****BONUS***** BWO2B INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALISM <via www.htttp.wikipedia.com> To “[try an] Appletini” is in Stephen Colbert‘s list of Fantasies. Also, in a segment on his show called “Better Know a Lobbyist”, Colbert asks Joe Solmonese, president of the Human Rights Campaign, [...]

Dangerous Americans vs. Dangerous Not-Americans

The video below is shockingly awesome. It is about hundreds of thousands of Venezuelan kids from the worst neighborhoods playing classical music together, and really well. more about “El Sistema“, posted with vodpod Did you cry a little bit? It also, however, raises some interesting questions. Why is it that Americans in rough neighborhoods that [...]

B-O-W-2-B **DOMINATES** Scientology Stress Tests

You will be proud to hear that I, your BOW2B staffer, recently DOMINATED a Scientology Stress Test at a booth at Powell Station, SF, USA, where they had loads of copies of this book. I grabbed two thingies and the machine was going to tell me how much stress I had based on the answers [...]

Cars Can Run on Water

This not a joke. For some reason the only way to find out about this are stupid blogs. It runs at 188MPG. OF WATER. You can do a quick search at a kewl website called www.google.com to get some more tech info, but the point is this exists and is expected to cost around $4,000 [...]

Hot Pockets with Hott Leaders

George W. Bush’s reign is now coming to an end, and i gotta say he is my least favorite Prez i can think of in recent history and so i’m glad he’s done for. but lots of leaders get a “bad wrap” before, during and after their reign as supreme ruler. BOW2B has the unique [...]

Monitoring D-Bags

Look at this stupid fucking d-bag. He thinks he is so fucking cool just because he makes venezuelan tv but he isnt he is a stupid d bag with stupid hair and probably smells bad AND IS A HUGE D BAG ASSHOLE. He sounds like a stupid fucking idiot when he tries to speak spanish [...]

ENGLISH PPL R STUPID

English PPL R Stupid Through no fault of our own BOW2B makes it to England, and as a result an English person asked us the following question: “isnt bloggin our way to bombay– offensive to indians if not Rascist– is your roommate Indian?” We have two responses to this. 1) Does this mean you are [...]

WHICH BLACK GUY DO U SUPPORT FOR PRESIDENT?

Ok guys, its 2175 and I hate to break it to you but it’s finally time we picked someone black-ish to be president of the world. We all know there are basically only three realistic options at this point. 1. Barack Obama 2. Kanye West 3. The first guy to come up on a google [...]

Freedom of Speech and Human Rights in the Andes

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez’ run-ins with the press have been well documented, but how do actual freedoms here match up with those in the region? In 2007 some journalists’ rights groups criticized the decision of the Venezuelan government not to renew the public broadcast license of RCTV, a popular and powerful channel which had participated [...]