Costume Confirmed? Or Sick Attempt at Urinetini?

BOW2B WHQ – We have just recieved word from a top CIA operative who google image searched “cocktail nerd in halloween costume” that we have confirmed COCKTAILNERD‘S HALLOWEEN COSTUME 2008….A SEXXXY TOILET! WRONG!!! looks like the CIA didnt do their homework (for like the millionth time). I propose that this is not a Halloween costume at [...]

COCTAILNERD Caught Sipping URINETINI!!!!

THIS JUST IN!!! Breaking Newz!!! Extra! Extra! Read all about it! BOW2B WHQ – We have just recieved a photo visually IDing COCKTAILnerd/CueBall(not a lot of grass on his cranium’s playing field) from a very kredible source (myself google image searching ”gabriel holding drink”)!!! Now I dont want to jump to any hasty conclusions but I am [...]

APPLETINIS PART V – WE OPENLY DECLARE APPLETINI BLOGWAR

APPLETINI BLOG WAR TIMETABLE OF EVENTS 1. last week we blogged this blog (appletinis part IV) asking where all the appletinis have gone. 2. Astute BOW2B reader alerted us [via comment] that this blog jerkoff blogged from this blog apparently commemorating the ‘death’ of ‘shitty’ drink the appletini this July. We have noticed that July was [...]