MySpace.com – Barack Obama – 47 – Male – CHICAGO, Illinois

December 4, 2008 – 12:40 am

Has anyone of our millions of loyal fanzzz googled Myspace lately? #1 Myspace.com #2 Barack Obama’s Myspace Page Barack, if thats your real name, we are very excited that you are The Presidect Elect of the 2nd or 3rd most powerful nation in the world, but seriously bro, leave the UNITED STATES of BLOGERICA to us. Dont [...]

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Vanessa beats Ba-Rock to Presidential Pooch

November 11, 2008 – 7:05 pm

BOW2B WHQ – You Snooze you Looze Ba-Rock. You dont have to be the President Elect 2 NO that kute puppies dont wait around 4ever. While u were selling extra electoral votes on eBay, Ba-Rock YoMamma, Vanessa Hudgens exercised her EXECUTIVE PRIVLEDGE to own a SCHNOODLE!!! As you all know Vanessa is a huge fan of our blog and [...]

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The Presidential Weiner Caninidates

November 10, 2008 – 4:39 pm

With the fun election stuff over like getting free cups of koffee from Starbucks we can now focus on the serious stuff like Ba-Rock’s first 4-legged appointment and N000 Im not talking about if Ba-Rock grew two other legs and had his first appointment. Lets take a gander at some of the Caninidates… The Schnoodle half [...]

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Ba-rock DaBlogga Part II (omg)

November 5, 2008 – 6:01 pm

[stolen from HRO]

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Maybe we should blog about that black guy more? (BA-ROCK DABLOGGA)

November 3, 2008 – 4:07 pm

Our research has shown that that one blog we made about the black guy  is kind of by far our all-time most popular blog.     Really? You think that ‘Which black guy do you support for president’ is the best blog 2 Bombay there has ever been? Ya I guess it’s pretty good. But I [...]

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Would World Peace wreck the Global Economy?

October 27, 2008 – 7:10 pm

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BOW2B is all about black guy, black guys, hot ass bitches, vote or die, hottest girl alive, and bobbay babes

October 23, 2008 – 6:52 pm

One of the best things about the internet is that it connects people quickly with the things they vitally need. All of us here at the staff of BOW2B is actively committed to working as a team to deliver these to the consumer, so we did a little ‘market research’ to find out what makes [...]

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Monitoring D-Bags

June 6, 2008 – 10:45 pm

Look at this stupid fucking d-bag. He thinks he is so fucking cool just because he makes venezuelan tv but he isnt he is a stupid d bag with stupid hair and probably smells bad AND IS A HUGE D BAG ASSHOLE. He sounds like a stupid fucking idiot when he tries to speak spanish [...]

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WHICH BLACK GUY DO U SUPPORT FOR PRESIDENT?

June 4, 2008 – 5:54 am

Ok guys, its 2175 and I hate to break it to you but it’s finally time we picked someone black-ish to be president of the world. We all know there are basically only three realistic options at this point. 1. Barack Obama 2. Kanye West 3. The first guy to come up on a google [...]

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