Category Archives: Music

Japan to Build Pop Bot?

With Britney in the limelight of her career, there can be no more alarming sign of the times than Japan’s intent to build a Pop Robot to topple the U.S’s ailing music industry. Japanese people already do everything better than us like be nice to dumb old people, eat raw fish and smell panties from vending [...]

Wanna be Italian?

God damn it I fucking hate English People. Maybe it would have been better to be Italian and born in 1968 in Genoa. Kinda like Sabrina Salerno. A lot of people like italo disco/spaghetti disco cuz its pretty good and it’s kinda old and European so therefore probably pretty chill. But what I think a lot of [...]

The 10 Things I Hate About You

1. Youre N-0-T Vanessa Hudgens. Theres only room for 1 Disney Teen Queen on this Blog, SISTER!!!! (oh no u didnt) 2. Your dog is FUGLIE and should be putting out fires 4. If we are mean enough youll hopefully make a YouTube Video about this 5. You have sex with your Father but not the [...]

LazyBlog Paul Simon Funny Edition

Time 2 take a lil’ break from the appletini blogwar and just have a good old-fashioned lazyblog featuring something good/funny someone else did. Did you know Chevy Chase is 9 feet tall? Did you know Simon and Chase are actually just lip synchers like Milli Vanilli??? Paul Simon- You can call me Al What is [...]

Vincent Ambrose minimixes

Vincent Ambrose, who has relocated to London from Caracas, Venezuela via an apparently sexually dangerous summer in San Francisco, was kind enough to share his two new minimixes with us here at BOW2B. They are both 20 minutes and are quite distinct. The first is more  electro (/’fidget’/hip hop/Paul Simon) and the second is slower [...]