Category Archives: Blogwar

MySpace.com – Barack Obama – 47 – Male – CHICAGO, Illinois

December 4, 2008 – 12:40 am

Has anyone of our millions of loyal fanzzz googled Myspace lately? #1 Myspace.com #2 Barack Obama’s Myspace Page Barack, if thats your real name, we are very excited that you are The Presidect Elect of the 2nd or 3rd most powerful nation in the world, but seriously bro, leave the UNITED STATES of BLOGERICA to us. Dont [...]

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KONTEST KONTEST KONTEST

December 1, 2008 – 8:53 am

In support of our Appletini brethren we are running a really kewl kontest here at BOW2B! Everyone send in your best cell phone snaps related to the theme “Appletinis Mobilize” Remember to Get Kreative! The winner will recieve the following prize autographed by our favorite Sista in Armz Vanessa Hudgens! and remember…

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BrokerJones – almost as bad as CocktailNerd

November 18, 2008 – 12:07 am

Who is this guy and why does he think this is a 4REE country? I did a ‘lil research and by ‘lil I do mean the size of his muscules. BrokerJones is now accepting Creatine donations. Whatever you can spare, plz. After I managed to hack into his iTunes playlist I was APPALLED not by what [...]

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Vanessa beats Ba-Rock to Presidential Pooch

November 11, 2008 – 7:05 pm

BOW2B WHQ – You Snooze you Looze Ba-Rock. You dont have to be the President Elect 2 NO that kute puppies dont wait around 4ever. While u were selling extra electoral votes on eBay, Ba-Rock YoMamma, Vanessa Hudgens exercised her EXECUTIVE PRIVLEDGE to own a SCHNOODLE!!! As you all know Vanessa is a huge fan of our blog and [...]

By sokalwavegrrrl | Also posted in STUFF WE LUV! | Comments (4)

Costume Confirmed? Or Sick Attempt at Urinetini?

October 30, 2008 – 5:36 pm

BOW2B WHQ – We have just recieved word from a top CIA operative who google image searched “cocktail nerd in halloween costume” that we have confirmed COCKTAILNERD‘S HALLOWEEN COSTUME 2008….A SEXXXY TOILET! WRONG!!! looks like the CIA didnt do their homework (for like the millionth time). I propose that this is not a Halloween costume at [...]

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COCTAILNERD Caught Sipping URINETINI!!!!

October 29, 2008 – 9:40 pm

THIS JUST IN!!! Breaking Newz!!! Extra! Extra! Read all about it! BOW2B WHQ – We have just recieved a photo visually IDing COCKTAILnerd/CueBall(not a lot of grass on his cranium’s playing field) from a very kredible source (myself google image searching ”gabriel holding drink”)!!! Now I dont want to jump to any hasty conclusions but I am [...]

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BOW2B welcomes sokalwavegrrrl!

October 29, 2008 – 4:56 pm

APPLETINI BLOG WAR   Dispatch Three. Sooooo excited about announcing the hiring of our newest blogger our way 2 bombay, freshly hired blogsmith intern sokalwavegrrrl!!   She looks like 1 snarky blogger! She is from sunny southern california and I think she did a really good job on the previous 2 testblogs. What do you think?  [...]

By Ambrose | Also posted in The Welcome Mat | Comments (5)

KONTEST KONTEST KONTEST

October 28, 2008 – 9:27 pm

In support of our Appletini brethren we are running a really kewl kontest here at BOW2B! Everyone send in your best cell phone snaps related to the theme “Appletinis Mobilize” Remember to Get Kreative! The winner will recieve the following prize autographed by our favorite Sista in Armz Vanessa Hudgens! and remember…

By sokalwavegrrrl | Also posted in CALLS 4 HELP | Comments (6)

Appletinis dont get sour…THEY GET EVEN!!!!

October 28, 2008 – 9:16 pm

I am pleased to report that Appletinis have decided against the conventional advice of James Bond to be stirred, not shaken. STIRRED into action that is! All over the world Appletinis are mobilizing against that Nazi Gabrielle and his hate words. Much like women in 2006 and 2007, Appletinis are just learning that their voice matters [...]

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All quiet on the Blogstern front

October 28, 2008 – 3:15 pm

APPLETINI BLOGWAR Dispatch Two Things are quiet as the effect of our economic blogttack has not yet been guaged and we are waiting for reports. Please take the intervening time to take a moment and reflect upon the history of the appletini movement. Appletinis Part 1  Appletinis Part 2   Appletinis Part 3   Appletinis Part 4   [...]

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Would World Peace wreck the Global Economy?

October 27, 2008 – 7:10 pm

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