Author Archives: daLe DeLay

What’s Going on Yall?

I must say I’m a bit peeved. Why did yall have to have to take so much money? But you gotta go to jail forever now. prolly not worth it. just sayin. then we got these guys:

I LOVE YOU

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!! It’s been a hott minute but BOW2B is back on the blogosphere! And what gets pplz hotter (or more depressed) than Valentine’s Day? Um lemme think… Nothing! See the ancient greeks (like 300 BC yo) were rilly kewl b/c they had different wurds to express different kinds of luv. check it out! [...]

NOW That Soundz Kewl Volume 2.0!

When our writers finished writing NOW that soundz kewl ! we immediately received an overwhelming response from our readers and fellow bloggers. It was fun and interactive; ppl got into it, & shot back some really gr8 responses, like: farrokh pluto bulsara AKA freddy mercury! what a kewl name to have at birth! (unlike many [...]

Way 2 Go USA!! Blogging our way 2 to Bombay!!

The most important holiday for the U.S. of A is Independence Day. And the U.S. is all about FREEDOM! THREE DAYZ till we PARTY 4 the Nayshun! Any excuse to say “f you Kingdom of great britain” is alright with us. And kicking off this patriotic holiday, laws of freedom have been passed, that become [...]

Now That Soundz Kewl!

hey doods. Its me and i wuz wondering what are some of yalls favorite names? I dont mean who you think is the kewlest person or anything like that. I wanna know what names you just enjoy saying to yourself (or out loud, whatevs that’s kewl 2) ? here are my top ten (in no [...]

Hot Pockets with Hott Leaders

George W. Bush’s reign is now coming to an end, and i gotta say he is my least favorite Prez i can think of in recent history and so i’m glad he’s done for. but lots of leaders get a “bad wrap” before, during and after their reign as supreme ruler. BOW2B has the unique [...]

we LUV animals!

After all my hard work as an intern i have finally (after two days) become an editor of BOW2B! But it’s been no bed of roses. Since I’ve become editor we have seen a serious plummet in blog views. At this rate we might never make it to Bombay! we’re at an all time low, [...]

ABOUT LASERs

hi again everyone, i’ve been getting a lot of questions about lasers and i thought i could shine some light on the topic by writing a crazy little thing called blog. most people ask: do lasers cure cancer in the future? will lasik surgery be available for everyone in the future? these questions are really [...]

greetings from the newest intern of B-O-W-2-B

some things i should keep you posted on: hello my name is dale delay, and i am a little nervous but overly enthusiastic about starting my job as an intern here! i went through a lot of heinous and obscene hazing here at the office before they hired me, but i can tell you it [...]