Japan to Build Pop Bot?

With Britney in the limelight of her career, there can be no more alarming sign of the times than Japan’s intent to build a Pop Robot to topple the U.S’s ailing music industry. Japanese people already do everything better than us like be nice to dumb old people, eat raw fish and smell panties from vending machines. Do they have to make pop music better than we do too?

Its possible this is just a clip from Music and Lyrics starring Drew Barrymore and Hugh Grant, but couldnt it also be possible that this video was recovered by the U.N. while investigating suspected nuclear missile silos in North Korea? I hope so, because otherwise we might never find our way to Bombay! Do you know the way?!

Holy shit…is that Brad Garrett?! THEE Brad Garrett from Everybody Loves Raymond fame? I didnt see that coming. That stings, Brad…The ultimate betrayal.


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