BLOGGING OUR WAY 2 BOMBAY

JEWZ isnt just everyones favorite vodka mixer. member when they killed Jesus? cuz eye do. And then jesus thought about it for a few dayz inside a tomb and was like:

“Ah hells Naw… i aint gonna just roll over to science… i fucking invented science (and blogging) and ive decided that i am now invincible and feel great even though i probably should have just shot lazers at all of you while you spent the entire week torturing me. any of you bros have an advil? “

i guess hindsight is 20/20 even for the Jesus. but soon reality set in…even Jesus can catch a bad case of the Sundays…

“Its Sunday already? How long did I sleep for? Fuck…I gotta go back to work tomorrow….”

Remember just because JEWZ killed Jesus doesnt mean we should wipe them off the face of the planet but if we did just remember to deny deny deny. Besides it might be even funnier to invest all their precious bouillon into a Ponzi scheme and ski down their noses.

Have a Blessed One!!!