APPLETINIS PART V – WE OPENLY DECLARE APPLETINI BLOGWAR

APPLETINI BLOG WAR

TIMETABLE OF EVENTS

1. last week we blogged this blog (appletinis part IV) asking where all the appletinis have gone.

2. Astute BOW2B reader alerted us [via comment] that this blog jerkoff blogged from this blog apparently commemorating the ‘death’ of ‘shitty’ drink the appletini this July. We have noticed that July was the last time we indeed saw a large amount of Appletinis. I don’t know if this man is actually responsible for the disappearance of the Appletini or this is just some kind of sick joke.

3. We informed said blog jerkoff, who uses moniker ‘Gabriel’ that we didn’t appreciate his treatment of the Appletini and that he was playing with fire and running the risk of blogwar.

4. This was his response….

OH NO HE DIDN’T.

THIS IS AN OPEN DECLARATION OF BLOGWAR. I AM CALLING ON ALL BOW2B STAFFERS AND SUPPORTERS TO WAGE VICIOUS AND UNFORGIVING BLOGWAR ON MR ‘GABRIEL’ OF ‘COCKTAILNERD.’

Please note that we have already added an “ENEMIES” section to our links tab on the right. We will be taking further actions as they become available.

We will reporting on developments as more information becomes available………..

WE ARE COUNTING ON YOU

IT’S YOUR BL0G OR YOUR LIFE…

This entry was written by Ambrose and posted on October 26, 2008 at 7:15 pm and filed under Serious Stuff with tags , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post. Post a comment or leave a trackback: Trackback URL.

12 Comments

  1. pat
    Posted October 26, 2008 at 7:27 pm | Permalink

    OH SHIT. OH NO HE DIDNT.

    Reply
  2. Lisa
    Posted October 26, 2008 at 7:27 pm | Permalink

    I am ready. I am ready to do whatever it takes.

    Reply
  3. appletini division
    Posted October 26, 2008 at 7:30 pm | Permalink

    we have taken strategic positions

    Reply
  4. cocktailnerd
    Posted October 26, 2008 at 9:19 pm | Permalink

    *yawn*

    By the way, there’s this new-fangled thing called CSS, you might look into it so your site doesn’t look like geocities shat all over it.

    Or not, as it looks about the way Appletinis taste.

    Reply
  5. Vincent
    Posted October 26, 2008 at 9:57 pm | Permalink

    OH FUCK! HE STRUCK BACK ALREADY! CAN WE GET THE APPLETINI RESEARCH TEAM TO FIND OUT WHAT ‘CSS’ AND ‘GEOCITIES’ ARE??? IS THIS SOME KIND OF CODE??

    Reply
  6. hadas
    Posted October 26, 2008 at 10:06 pm | Permalink

    i love it when geocities shits all over me

    ps are you talking about CSS the brazilian dance band that are my friends? they LOVE APPLETINIS, duh because they’re hella cool and only stupid people hate appletinis

    Reply
  7. sarah
    Posted October 27, 2008 at 3:57 pm | Permalink

    haha. thanks for the comment & for bringing this clearly important matter to my attention. ;) f’ing hate stomach-rotting appletinis, man.

    Reply
  8. Vincent
    Posted October 27, 2008 at 4:44 pm | Permalink

    “‘TIS 1 THING 2 HATE ‘STOMACH-ROTTING APLLETINIS.’ ‘TIZ ENTIRELY ANOTHER 2 HATE 1 FOR LOVING THEM”

    -KING ARTHUR AND THE ROUNDTABLES

    Reply
  9. Martin Luther King
    Posted October 27, 2008 at 4:44 pm | Permalink

    word up to that

    Reply
  10. hadas
    Posted October 28, 2008 at 2:56 am | Permalink

    king arthur was a smart motherfucker.

    Reply
  11. LXNDR
    Posted October 28, 2008 at 5:00 am | Permalink

    This is an outrage!

    Reply
  12. BiilYBonnYU
    Posted November 13, 2008 at 7:51 am | Permalink

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    Reply

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