BLOGGING OUR WAY 2 BOMBAY

Do you guys remember our post that included a track from crookers like 5 posts ago?

Well, BOW2B covered their live show last night and it was super awesome even though they are apparently professional skaters.

Anyways, Vincent had a MISSED ENCOUNTER and he duly posted it to craigslist. Here is the post in its entirety, because I NEED YOUR HELP.

I think I had a “missed connection” last night so I’m coming here to sort that out. All help appreciated.

I am the guy from last night. I am the tall white guy with curly and ratty brown hair. I was wearing a red t-shirt with a picture of Hugo Chavez playing baseball.

You are a brown girl that I believe was wearing a gold top. It might have been another color, I’m not sure.

You squeezed my face really hard in the bathroom when I stared at you for like 5 seconds. Our next interaction is when we saw each other again when I was behind you in the “VIP Area” that actually anyone could walk in.

You are brown, and have longish straight hair. Your ethnicity is undetermined. You might be Latin, Persian, or maybe just a white girl with a tan.

You are fucking hot as fuck. You are like the hottest person I’ve seen this week. If you are not hot as fuck, so hot that you know it, this post is not about you. But I guess if you’re someone else that’s pretty kute you can respond anyways.

Our second interaction took place in the corner where you were sitting/standing with your friends. If we imagine that the dj booth is against the south wall, you would have been in the southeast corner. I would have been due south of you and above you slightly in the “VIP Area.” Your friend was passed out on the couch. I repeatedly dropped ice cubes on her, as my friend, the girl with the bangs over her eyes, laughed.

Sorry about that.

Our third interaction was when we danced a little bit, and then I said to you after “you really hurt my face.”

You said, “good.”

We both wanted to talk more and become friends but we lost each other as we got really wasted and started doing dumb stuff like dance on stage (only I did that, not you, as far as I know)

We need to meet each other. Maybe we will get married someday.

I have been looking for a super hot brown girlfriend and I feel you may be the perfect candidate. Also I’m moving out of the country again soon so theres no chance I will ruin your life on a long-term basis.

I am more interesting than you probably think I am. I also go out all the time, have friends, and know about lots of fun stuff.

In short, I would be a really valuable addition to your life. This is true even if we never even make out or anything, which is totally fine, because I could still really use a really hot friend.

I think this casual encounter posting will actually work because

1)I actually talked to you, and this isn’t one of those creepy “omg i saw u at whole foods and you are hella hot” missed encounters.
2)There were lots of witnesses. You were with a few people and they probably know who I’m talking about, the outrageously hot girl in a gold top, I think. Yellow?

I am calling on all people who have any idea who this person is to join me in our struggle to find out who she is.
Are you her friend?
Were you the girl passed out on the couch in the SouthEast corner?
Do you know even that girl maybe?

We are pulling out all the stops here.

If we work together, we can accomplish amazing things.

Email me, if you are her, or know her, or know someone that might know her.

We can do this.

Vincent
Do you know this girl?? If not, you can still help. PLZ PLZ PLZ go to the original post at

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/mis/734174992.html

and flag it for best of craigslist. Also try to spread the word of this missed connection as wide as possible. First, see if anyone knows this broad, if not have them add the shit to best of craigslist so we can get the word out.

COME ON GUYS, WE CAN DO THIS!!!

Theres no telling what we can accomplish when we get together and work for a common goal.

“The technological age vastly improved the lives of the human citizens of planet earth because blogs allow bros to more easily track down hot brown girls in gold tops they met at electro dance parties”
-Albert Einstein

The girl doesn’t look much like this. The girl was hotter, the top covered more skin and was not so sparkly, and I believe the pants were white, and the girl was not Asian, probably.

THX IN ADVANCE 4 ALL OF UR HELP GUYS U R AWESOME!!!!!!