BLOGGING OUR WAY 2 BOMBAY

George W. Bush’s reign is now coming to an end, and i gotta say he is my least favorite Prez i can think of in recent history and so i’m glad he’s done for. but lots of leaders get a “bad wrap” before, during and after their reign as supreme ruler. BOW2B has the unique pleasure to hear from two of history’s most infamous and misunderstood leaders of history George Walker Bush (aka “dubya”) and Vlad III (aka Vlad the Impaler, Vlad Dracula or just Dracula to his friends)

Dale Delay 4 BOW2B: hey doods how’s it going?

G. W Bush: howdy.

Vlad the Impalier: good afternoon. Dale, i read your post, as i do every day, and i saw that posting on kute things and i think you guyz at BOW2B should check out cuteoverload.com . it is hella kute, and right up your alley!

BOW2B: thanks for the suggestion Vlad, I’ll make sure myself and all the bloggers totally check that out. it sounds rilly kewl.

lemme ask my first question to both of you: is becoming a leader in your blood or is it something you learned on ur own?

GW Bush: My dad and bro got me eleceted is was so kewl, i didnt have to do anything, and i became the most powerful leader in the world. It was rilly saweet.

Vlad: my brother’s eyes were burned out and he was buried alive by competitors at the time for power. i fought and regained control of hungary twice… Once after being imprisoned for over ten years… i got elected by this small group called boyers all of whom are total geeks, but they couldn’t exactly say no to face like this:

BOW2B: you guyz both get a lot of bad press i mean with the colbert report and the daily show with john stewart and just facts in general president GW Bush and you Vlad from german propaganda and a novel that bears your name by Braham Stoker (and i bet you dont get any royalties from either). Does that “get your goat” or what?

GW BUsh: It is impossible to exaggerate how stupid I am, so no.

Vlad the Impailer: Yes i impaled and tortured and killed people but think about where i was coming from. I had to jockey my way around a more powerful Ottoman Empire. My brother and father were assassinated. i mean seriously, dubya, you would’ve done the same thing right?

GW Bush: Yessir i would. for God, my county and family.

*ding!*

BOW2B: hey that sound means our hot pockets are ready. thanks for the interview you 2.

Vlad: no prob let’s eat.

G dub: Alright! can you tell me how you came back into power Mister Impaler?