PIERCE MOTHERFUCKIN’ BROSNAN!!!!

June 21, 2009 – 5:49 am

The greatest artist of the 20th century??

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What’s Going on Yall?

June 20, 2009 – 1:45 am

I must say I’m a bit peeved.

mean stache, bad man

Why did yall have to have to take so much money?

hmm was it worth it....? if i were to do this all over again, how would i do it differently....

hmm was it worth it....? if i were to do this all over again, how would i do it differently....

But you gotta go to jail forever now. prolly not worth it. just sayin.

then we got these guys:

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Maybe you guys just got lazy somehow, and forgot how you made more money than any other (car) company for the past 70 years. maybe you guys were bored with being the biggest and the best.

You are a hundred years old.  maybe you guys can’t hack it no more.

but now lots of ppl like you and me (only they live in detroit and not on a quest to bombay) have no jobby job no more. that’s seems kinda rude.

Now you’re saying “pleez, government, pretty pleez help us out! we’ll be better next time we promise! pleez pleez pleez!

How come you couldn’t just do your job?

hey readers i got some questions for you:

would you borrow a couple hundred million dollars from a friend to buy a slice of pizza?

would you pay that friend back afterward cause ‘that’s what homies do’?

would your friend say “nah, forget about that 600 mil dude, it’s chill.” ?

“Neither a borrower nor a lender be;
For loan oft loses both itself and friend,
And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry.”

-lindsay lohan

whatevz

whatevz

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Japan to Build Pop Bot?

May 5, 2009 – 7:36 pm

With Britney in the limelight of her career, there can be no more alarming sign of the times than Japan’s intent to build a Pop Robot to topple the U.S’s ailing music industry. Japanese people already do everything better than us like be nice to dumb old people, eat raw fish and smell panties from vending machines. Do they have to make pop music better than we do too?

Its possible this is just a clip from Music and Lyrics starring Drew Barrymore and Hugh Grant, but couldnt it also be possible that this video was recovered by the U.N. while investigating suspected nuclear missile silos in North Korea? I hope so, because otherwise we might never find our way to Bombay! Do you know the way?!

Holy shit…is that Brad Garrett?! THEE Brad Garrett from Everybody Loves Raymond fame? I didnt see that coming. That stings, Brad…The ultimate betrayal.

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Good Friday? Fucking Great Friday!!!

April 10, 2009 – 7:08 pm

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JEWZ isnt just everyones favorite vodka mixer. member when they killed Jesus? cuz eye do. And then jesus thought about it for a few dayz inside a tomb and was like:

“Ah hells Naw… i aint gonna just roll over to science… i fucking invented science (and blogging) and ive decided that i am now invincible and feel great even though i probably should have just shot lazers at all of you while you spent the entire week torturing me. any of you bros have an advil? “

i guess hindsight is 20/20 even for the Jesus. but soon reality set in…even Jesus can catch a bad case of the Sundays…

“Its Sunday already? How long did I sleep for? Fuck…I gotta go back to work tomorrow….”

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Remember just because JEWZ killed Jesus doesnt mean we should wipe them off the face of the planet but if we did just remember to deny deny deny. Besides it might be even funnier to invest all their precious bouillon into a Ponzi scheme and ski down their noses.

Have a Blessed One!!!

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Liveblogging from the Sahara Desert, and a Lil bit of Thinking

March 25, 2009 – 3:22 am

Hey guys,

I am liveblogging from my Blackberry on the back of a camel in the Sahara Desert.

Somebody told me that I might get to Bombay if I cross the Sahara, so here I am. Check out all these badass pics I took on my Phone:

So Hot out here…really thirsty…

Sunset Coming…

You know, being out here really gets me thinking….

What is life all about?
How the heck am I blogging from my friggin’ phone in the friggin sahara desert? Are my blogs really blogging through space and back to your computer?
I don’t really believe that…
Being out here, the sky so big, so far from home, I just gotta believe there’s something more….
Will we ever blog our way to Bombay?

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USA! USA! USA! GREAT MOMENTS IN AMERICAN FOREIGN POLICY

March 9, 2009 – 11:22 pm

Have you guys seen this badass new video??? I’m so glad that the World Wrestling Federation has finally gotten the respect it deserves in the US Army training manual in Iraq. That will teach them how to run a country!

Here are some of my favourite quotes:

“but youre too fucking pussy to go three kilometers down the fucking road and go get the people that are tearing this fucking country apart…I’ll take three goddamn trucks down the road any fucking day. You think this is funny? Why don’t I take your ass out back and kick your little fucking ass. You better shut the fuck up and fucking … 

pay attention! I got no problems beating any one of your asses, not one. Cuz I don’t give a fuck! Cuz you’re acting like a bunch of fucking women! Shut the fuck up I’m talking!”

I am currently a graduate student and I was gonna write a dissertation of the effects of financial liberalisation on democracy, but I changed my mind, I think.

I think instead I’m gonna write it on the effects of the discourse of STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN on governmentality in Iraq.

 

SUCK IT!!!!

SUCK IT!!!!

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March is Women’s History Month

March 5, 2009 – 8:11 pm

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Women’s History Month? Didnt we just carve out last month for a minority? 

Anyone ever heard about this? Maybe women ought to advertise this a little more. Aren’t there a lot of them in PR?

Interestingly, Harry Houdini’s Birthday is March 24th who is famous for spitting on a woman’s back to simulate XXXXX and then XXXXXX on her XXXXXX when she turns around yelling “Houdini”!!!

[censored by the editor. watch out, sokalwavegrrrl, this is a family blog!]

By sokalwavegrrrl | Posted in NOW That Sounz Kewl, Public Service Announcement | Tags: , | Comments (1)

Wanna be Italian?

March 3, 2009 – 3:55 pm

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God damn it I fucking hate English People. Maybe it would have been better to be Italian and born in 1968 in Genoa.
Kinda like Sabrina Salerno.
A lot of people like italo disco/spaghetti disco cuz its pretty good and it’s kinda old and European so therefore probably pretty chill. But what I think a lot of people don’t realize is how incredibly hot this Sabrina character is or that they just got some really hot italian model to jump around in a pool and act generally silly.

BUT SERIOUSLY, WHO’S AFRAID OF JABDAH THE HUT???

By Ambrose | Posted in Music, STUFF WE LUV! | Tags: , , , , | Comments (1)

FINALLY Someone understands what COMEDY means!

February 20, 2009 – 2:40 pm

Like most of u guyz, I am pretty high culture. I think the modern world is really bullshit. We’ve forgotten what it means to be human! All we care about is stupid iphones and consumer culture crap!!! Like, hello! Get a life! If you think that’s what matters, that’s pretty sad! There is more to life than what grades you get on your midterms, if your football team wins the “championship” (whatever that means!), if you make the cheerleading squad, or if MAINSTREAM society accepts you! Fuck that you guys, be an individual!

“Fuck all this bullshit, I’m out”
-The Trenchcoat Mafia

This opinion of mine applies also to today’s “comedy.” All of that shit sucks so bad! Like, hello! You arent funny! And I’m not gonna laugh just because society tells me too!! I am not a sheep.

That’s why I am so relieved to have found the folowing video. I am also honored to reveal it to you.

SOMEBODY FINALLY GETS WHAT COMEDY IS!!!!

i FEEL LIKE THIS TOM GREEN GUY IS REALLY FUNNY CUZ HE IS LIKE TELLING SOCIETY TO FUCK OFF!!! Check this shit out!!

TAKE THAT, MRS. WILSON! YEAH I’M NOT DOING MY MATH HOMEWORK TONIGHT I HATE MATH! I’M NEVER GONNA USE IT ANYWAYS! THEY INVENTED A CALCULATOR HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

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I LOVE YOU

February 15, 2009 – 11:31 am

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!!

It’s been a hott minute but BOW2B is back on the blogosphere! And what gets pplz hotter (or more depressed) than Valentine’s Day? Um lemme think… Nothing!

See the ancient greeks (like 300 BC yo) were rilly kewl b/c they had different wurds to express different kinds of luv. check it out! They LUVED luv.

eros- used to describe the “puppy love”, sexual infatuation wit someone. If you have sexy thoughts about someone… you prolly love them in this way!

philia- this is where the bromance comes in. “I love you brobot, like ancient greek “philia” .”  That love runs deep you guys.

agape’-  for example “i love In-N-Out” . Now when someone says “why don;t you marry it,”  you can say, “Dood i meant love like ancient greeks would say “agape”. 

 

Let’s talk about what everyone’s thinking about. just lay it your heart on the carving board.  Share your deeeeeeeepest luv secrets with us and we will post them.  It’s a lot like postsecret.com only make it more anectodtal/personal, etc. (e.g. “this one time….”). Can’t wait to read your responses!

Oh hey and check out this true love story from back in da day in ‘93.  It’s like Romeo + Juliet. only it actually happened.   The Story Admira and Bosko

whoah that link is kinda sad.

But if you’re feeling sad this V-Day just remember, I LOVE YOU

 

By daLe DeLay | Posted in STUFF WE LUV!, Serious Stuff, contests, positive re-enforcement | Leave a Comment

Vanessa Hudgens has an extremely clean VAGINA

January 13, 2009 – 8:55 pm

Have you ever wondered how to get those pesky blackheads off of your clitoris? Or how to make your apartment stop smelling like tuna? Well no need to worry. Our friends at Neutrogena and our teenage obsession Vanessa Hudgens have teamed up to deliver the future of “skin care.”

As part of our full disclosure policy here at BOW2B I am obligated to tell you that I am an investor in this product. I believe that this is a real disruptive technology which could put the traditional vibrator industry out of business!  No one has dreamed up a product like this since I launched the first lube based lip gloss.

By sokalwavegrrrl | Posted in STUFF WE LUV!, Time 2 Relax | Tags: , , | Comments (2)

HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM ALL OF US AT BOW2B

January 8, 2009 – 8:35 pm

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WORSTEST MOVIE EVER!!!!

December 15, 2008 – 6:55 am

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Out of our millions of loyal readers, some of you must have made the mistake of watching perhaps the WORSTEST Movie of all time. Lets just say its so bad, it would make Owen Wilson want to take his own life.

This movie will not only suck the soul out of your body but it will also waste a significant part of your life considering the movie is approximately 9 hours long.

P.P.S. that white girl isnt hot and im not talking about Owen Wilson

Dont forget to watch Marley & Me this weekend starring Owen hates his life Wilson and Jennifer the new Cheryl Crow Anniston.

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KONTEST WEINER OHHFISHALI ANNOUNCEDED

December 10, 2008 – 11:44 pm

Drum roll PLZ!!! And the 2008 KONTEST KONTEST KONTEST Winning entry adhering to the theme “Appletini’s Mobilize” is…

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I think it was the scratched out serial # that pushed him over the top…Bravo!!!

If you couldn’t guess by his submission, the 2008 Weiner is of course an Asian guy…boy they love guns…and chinese stars…opps I mean Chinese-American stars…Filipino I’m guessing due to his almond shaped eyezzz.

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Enjoy your 15 blavatars of fame. This may even be the highlight of your life since opportunities for Filipino-Americans are so few here outside of owning a tire shop or a mango farm. But hey that might be your thing.

Enjoy this small LIMITED EDITION ONE OF A KIND ON THIS EARTHOSPHERE token of our appreciation… and I hope you dont mind that it is signed by the most beautiful of beauties VANESSA HUDGENS!

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I hope you had the time of your life 2008 Weiner!

Theres something unpredictable

But in the end its right

I hope you had the time of your life…

By sokalwavegrrrl | Posted in STUFF WE LUV!, contests | Tags: , , , | Comments (4)

MySpace.com – Barack Obama – 47 – Male – CHICAGO, Illinois

December 4, 2008 – 12:40 am

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Has anyone of our millions of loyal fanzzz googled Myspace lately?

#1 Myspace.com

#2 Barack Obama’s Myspace Page

Barack, if thats your real name, we are very excited that you are The Presidect Elect of the 2nd or 3rd most powerful nation in the world, but seriously bro, leave the UNITED STATES of BLOGERICA to us.

Dont worry be hoppy! We will cyber in the Oval Office and even oversee the House of Blavatars. We will e-sign any cookies which need to be implemented. We will build a bigger firewall to keep the Mexicans out and deploy spyware task forces to quell middle eastern hackers and other low-life spam. Further we will begin domestic exploration and production of alternative storage and hosting sources.

In other words, Barack, we have spent fucking years building a fake time-consuming alternative universe. Let us handle it. You can deal with real life. Capeesh? …and leave the driving to us

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KONTEST KONTEST KONTEST

December 1, 2008 – 8:53 am

In support of our Appletini brethren we are running a really kewl kontest here at BOW2B!

Everyone send in your best cell phone snaps related to the theme “Appletinis Mobilize” Remember to Get Kreative! The winner will recieve the following prize autographed by our favorite Sista in Armz Vanessa Hudgens!

and remember…

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!!!ThAnXgIvInG KoNtEsT!!!

November 27, 2008 – 9:22 am

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BOW2B WHQ – Newsflash!!!! I’ve had a few glasses of Mailibu, I am in Huntington Beach USA, and I’m hecka turned on. Kan u blame me??? These dayzzz Zac is almost man enough to please me…

But what will really PLZZZ me is if you enter our new ThAnXgIvInG KONTEST!!!

Please submit the best picture related to the theme “Dark Turkey Jewzzz”….

The WEINER will receive the following poster for the OFFICE…

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The Knew Vanessa Hudgens???

November 26, 2008 – 12:15 am

Its our responsibiliTITTIE here at BOW2B to report all news concerning Vanessa Hudgens. Even news that has nothing to do with her.

I pose the question: Could the Kute’n'Krispy http://8piece.wordpress.com/ Selena Gomez be the next Vanessa Hudgens???

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Although she has some big kurls to fill, we kertainlee C the resemblence. What a pair of Kutie Petooties!!!

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U B da Judge…

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BLOG OF THE MORNING 2 U

November 24, 2008 – 11:32 am

Morning, blogville, it’s me, Vincent.
U know something it’s really tough just being one little blog in this big crazy world.
Sometimes the weight of the worlds (girls, fashion choices, boys, homework, volleyball practice, trying 2 blog to Bombay) is so heavy it’s tough 2 get out of bed.
I’ll admit it, sometimes we need a little blog love 2 get out of bed. Then we just sit around the breakfast table and have a cup of Joe.

THX BLOGVILLE
KEEP ON KEEPIN’ ON.

“SOMETIMES LIFE IS KEWL, BUT SOMETIMES LIFE KINDA SUX AND U JUST HAVE 2 BLOG”
-Jesus of Nazareth

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SkimBoarders Wanted

November 20, 2008 – 10:09 pm

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So I was surfing http://nudemalez.co.uk/ just minding my own business, when I came accross this pic of Zac Efron and then I started rigoursly minding my own BIDness…if you know what I mean ;) … and I think you know what sokalwavegrrrl means. Vanessa Hudgens has hecka taste!!!

I have always had a thing for skimboarders with a great body and a healthy head of highlights, but Zac Efron is melting the tanning oil off my body!!!

But dont worry, Nessa, I would do you like DAT!!! Awww…What a KUTE Couple!!!!

Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron at beach

Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron at beach

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Kute’n'Krispy

November 18, 2008 – 6:23 pm

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Could this BEE the best Blog Ever?!!!

Hard hitting journalism from a San Francisco based Japanese exchange student, who goes by the name 8-Piece, chronciling the trials and tribulations of locating the KRISPIEST and SALTIEST Fried Chicken on the planet one disgusting chain at a time.

Hoo took first place in the 2008 Fried Chicken Rankings?

http://8piece.wordpress.com/ 

Did I mention she goes by 8-Piece?

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BrokerJones – almost as bad as CocktailNerd

November 18, 2008 – 12:07 am

Who is this guy and why does he think this is a 4REE country?

I did a ‘lil research and by ‘lil I do mean the size of his muscules. BrokerJones is now accepting Creatine donations. Whatever you can spare, plz.

After I managed to hack into his iTunes playlist I was APPALLED not by what I found but what was GLARINGLY ABSENT.

Not 1 single INSANE KLOWN POSSE Track

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In all fairness to the massive gobs of cash this post is going to make us, the least we can do is give Broker Jones the plug he deserves. If you or someone you knoe is in need of a low budget marketing campaign shot by a pyramid scheme’s worth of 8th graders with dated production equipment plzzz visit Broker Jones’ makeshift website at www.hatesinsaneklownposse.com . Try to ignore the silly voice he talks in.

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America’s Next Top Blogger

November 17, 2008 – 1:28 am

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Sokalwavegrrrl has done such a good job blogging for us that she may be America’s Next Top Blogger. But that’s for you to decide!!! Who wil be America’s next top Blogger? Sokalwavegrrrl? Me? Vanessa Hudgens? There is a voter guide below but you can get right to voting if you want.

America’s Next Top Blogger Official Voter Guide

Sokalwavegrrrl: Hot new Blogger on the scene at BOW2B

Vincent: Kind of a d-bag but more consistent blogger

Vanessa Hudgens: Did a great job for us during the Appletini Blogwar

Hipster Runoff: Spells things wrong in kind of a funnie way

InstantVintage: Hot Black girl puts on clothes, takes a picture of herself. pretty bloggable.

Cocktailnerd: Biggest fucking d-bag ever. Don’t vote for him.

Unable 2 Disable: Someone who obvie thinks they are real smart so they blog in like 50 languages. Points for mentioning the Vincent Ambrose mixes though.

Polocorp: French music or something

Pruffrock and Cream: blog version of art

BoRev: strange approach to blogging success involving being informative and entertaining. kind of suspicious

DaLe DeLay/The Belgians: Kinda on my bad side right now

All other entries are self explanatory. Happy voting!!!


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The 10 Things I Hate About You

November 12, 2008 – 9:37 pm

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1. Youre N-0-T Vanessa Hudgens. Theres only room for 1 Disney Teen Queen on this Blog, SISTER!!!! (oh no u didnt)

2. Your dog is FUGLIE and should be putting out fires

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4. If we are mean enough youll hopefully make a YouTube Video about this

5. You have sex with your Father but not the Jonas Brothers aka Hanson squared???

6. Somehow Hannah Montana is a less annoying name than your “actual name” (which of course is another fake name your hick of a father made up after he forced you into show business after you guys made love).

7. There are no images to be found of you drinking Appletinis and anyone who plays Hannah Montana is definately an alcoholic.

8. Cocktail Nerd wears a promise ring

10. It was a slow day here at BOW2B WHQ because Vanessa Hudgens’ outgoing mail server must be down (Check the POP3 Nessa and make sure your Inbox hasnt grown too large)

By sokalwavegrrrl | Posted in Music, Political Analysis, product reviews | Tags: , , , , | Comments (8)

Vanessa beats Ba-Rock to Presidential Pooch

November 11, 2008 – 7:05 pm

BOW2B WHQ – You Snooze you Looze Ba-Rock. You dont have to be the President Elect 2 NO that kute puppies dont wait around 4ever. While u were selling extra electoral votes on eBay, Ba-Rock YoMamma, Vanessa Hudgens exercised her EXECUTIVE PRIVLEDGE to own a SCHNOODLE!!!

As you all know Vanessa is a huge fan of our blog and we konsider her a super duper special BFF. We recieved an email from her this morning containing the following note and EXCLUSIVE PICS!!!!

“BOW2B, I have very exciting news! I was so inspired by your Presidential Weiner post that I went out and bought my very own baby Schnoodle!!! Her name is Shadow. She is adorable and dont worry I attached some pics!!! P.S. Cocktail Nerd is so lame :) :):) -Vanessa Hudgens”

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Vanessa needs a bitch that can photograph as well as she can

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WAIT A MINUTE!!! Is Vanessa holding a Doxie-Poo ALSO?!!! Did she get him from that kid with the beard?!!!

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The Presidential Weiner Caninidates

November 10, 2008 – 4:39 pm

With the fun election stuff over like getting free cups of koffee from Starbucks we can now focus on the serious stuff like Ba-Rock’s first 4-legged appointment and N000 Im not talking about if Ba-Rock grew two other legs and had his first appointment.

Lets take a gander at some of the Caninidates…

The Schnoodle half Schnauser half Poodle and 100% great at posing for school photosschnoodle

The DoxiePoo (we think its the one on the left next to that kid with the beard) half Doxie half Poopritzy3

Or the Bich-Poo(somehow this is really its name) a dog breed solely as an “ice-breaker” for akward social events. ***FYI when viewing the pic below avoid eye contact with the Iowanese Demon Child who makes Dakota Fanning look like Wayne Brady.

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Only 1 Kan Bee Da Presidential Weiner!!!

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Ba-rock DaBlogga Part II (omg)

November 5, 2008 – 6:01 pm

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[stolen from HRO]

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Maybe we should blog about that black guy more? (BA-ROCK DABLOGGA)

November 3, 2008 – 4:07 pm

Our research has shown that that one blog we made about the black guy  is kind of by far our all-time most popular blog.

 

 

Really? You think that ‘Which black guy do you support for president’ is the best blog 2 Bombay there has ever been? Ya I guess it’s pretty good.

But I don’t think that really explains that it has 10 times as many hits as ‘no big deal‘, cuz I mean that was a pretty good blog too.

I think the real explanation is a huge surge in internet demand for blogging about that black guy, Barack Obama/ Ba-Rock Yo Mama  / dot-comma /don’t u wanna / Mr Obama/ Sarah Palin/ why you trailin’ /Sarah Palin/ I gotchyo reason / cuz its the season / for some changin’ / in the nation / It’s right uponya / Ba-Rock da Blogga/ Blog daBama

Give the people what they want, I say:

“Ba-Rock Da Smile”

“Ba-Rock Yo Body”

“Ba-Rock Ya Snorkelz”

“Barack Obama”

 

I hope you guys are happy. I wonder how long blogging about this particular black bro will be blog-profitable?

Please also review the original black guy post, where we compare the comparative advantages of voting for Mr. Obama, Kanye West, or the top image search for black guy.

****************BONUS*******************

We are officially announcing a remix contest in which the first person to turn my above lyrics into a popular blog meme house song will win a country with a black dude as a president.

vote or die yall

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WTF language is this? (monitoring d-bags part II)

November 1, 2008 – 5:11 pm

WTF language is this? What the fuck is this fucking d-bag doing in Mexico, bro? WTF is pemex and jumex and fraude and wtf are you talking about? The only part of this video I liked is the cartoon with the Pepsi and the Coke. And also the part where some brobot is driving on the 5 at night for some reason.

But seriously this is what Venezuelan state-run, “youth revolutionary” television is like and that’s super awesome.

[An episode of La Bolita Del Mundo on AvilaTV in Caracas, Venezuela, produced then uploaded to youtube by Coromoto.]

BOW2B <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 Mexico. Sorry about your fake election.

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LazyBlog Paul Simon Funny Edition

October 31, 2008 – 12:17 pm

Time 2 take a lil’ break from the appletini blogwar and just have a good old-fashioned lazyblog featuring something good/funny someone else did.

Did you know Chevy Chase is 9 feet tall? Did you know Simon and Chase are actually just lip synchers like Milli Vanilli???

Paul Simon- You can call me Al

What is Paul Simon’s best song? Is it that one?

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